Big Ron Turner

Big Ron is one truckdriving son of a gun. When he's not driving his 18-wheeler, you'll find him a-singin' and a-playin' his geetar.

So he's a good ol' boy, huh? Does he love his mama?

Yessirree, Bob.

What kinda music does he play?

Oh both kinds. Country and Western.

Well lemme hear some!

You bet...

Six Days On The Road

There Stands The Glass

I Don't Like The Man I Am

These two deaf blokes are sitting in a pub in Sundridge. In a corner of the pub, a musician is setting up his gear.

1st deaf bloke: "I wonder who's playing?"

2nd deaf bloke: "Eh?"

1st deaf bloke: "I said, I WONDER WHO'S PLAYING!"

2nd deaf bloke: "I'll go and ask the barman. Oi, barman, what's on tonight?"

Barman: "Some Country and Western"

1st deaf bloke: "so who is it?"

2nd deaf bloke: "Some cunt from Westerham"